TWUNTS: A COMEDY SITUATION IN SIX PARTS

WATCH OUT: The Twunts are everywhere!

"Inside, indolent and invertebrate, Darren Twunt sat sentinel: incapacitated yet benefiting and, curiously, dressed for sport, transfixed by a 32 inch television. At his sides, atop greasy arms of a comfortable catalogue chair, the tools of his trade with rapid fire remotely controlled the slivers of satelite sausage meat daily disgorged and digested in terminal symbiosis."

Time for a reality check. Hilarious comic fiction that comes uncomfortably close to the truth. Definitely not politically correct.

WARNING: Extreme bad taste humour! You may well laugh until you are sick!                                                      

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RALPH TRITT: THE COMPLETE CULT AND ORIGINAL TIMEWASTER

Meet the Daddy! If you thought Robin Cooper was funny, or even Ted L. Nancy, you must read this book.

More than a hundred hilarious hoax letters to celebrities and familiar business names in a bumper edition, complete with replies and photographs. Who's been had? Archer, Livingstone, Widdecombe, Kilroy, Clary, Gervais, Lloyd Webber, Winner, Barrymore, Sugar...

How did he get away with it?

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Read Ralph's blog at  myspace.com/ralphtritt

YOU'VE CHOSEN A GIFT, NOW CHOOSE A CARD!

Antique eroticism with highbrow innuendo: the classic combination! Blank inside for the joke of your own devising. Twelve images to select from. Suitable for any occasion, with the possible exception of Mother's Day.

Happy Birthday. Why not let your hair down?

Click to see more. Adults and impressionable persons only.

Also available from www.greetingcards-online.co.uk